Fuck

fuck abstinence.

the whole thing came to an end when i "forgot" i was fasting on alcohol last night when someone offered a pint of pale ale and i automatically took it and drank. it was an "honest" mistake, so i took the liberty keeping the alcohol going!

BUZZ.

fuck winter.

the cold weather can be so unforgiving. i cant stop eating and it's making me fat, fatter. already there's a plan to go to a gay club this weekend since the girls are having their hens night and i went, "i aint going to no gay club with this lovely gut lump!". yarabi, this is gemuk tahap dewa! cannot! so, a stoomfest is coming really soon!

BUZZ.

fuck winter. again.

the change of season is making me sick, or so says the seasonal theory. im down with cold and flu and its not fun. my choice of remedy - hot tea, vitamin c and aspirins! heard you need prescription to buy dimitap over the counter. sucks. those dimitap motherfuckers work wonders for a cure and it gives a narc*coughs*otic like buzzing effect.

BUZZ.